lewis black on water

this is one of the funniest comedy bits I think I've ever seen

OLD DISNEY INTROS

someone at work sent me a few of these today...
and it made me all nostalgic and happy...
so now I share it with you...

my 2007 christmas

here's some pictures from my 2007 christmas trip to see my dad in new york and and my mom in pennsylvania........ today I'm going to try putting the captions above the pictures... you tell me what works better... I can't tell... but I always struggle madly over it....................

...here's my dad and step mom and me on the elevator ride to their castle in queens... i like elevator pictures

here's a giant star we found flying around manhattan... we followed it... cause that's what you're supposed to do when you see a giant star

blurry new yorkers... shopping
on christmas eve we ate at a nice italian restaurant in grenwich village... where an old drunk lady told me... "you won't find food like this in san francisco"... of course, I gave her the old fleisig uppercut
as you can see... there was an atm conveniently located outside... oh and I made us get a california red wine... i pretended to know something about it... i'm sure it sounded extremely intelligent
the city!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
giant m&ms

below is a short pointless video of us wandering around manhattan

we went to see the giant christmas tree at rosevelt field

where could it be?
there it is
on my last day in the city... i took my dad and step mom to see a broadway play called the homecoming... it was very good... but amparo fell asleep multiple times... she does better at musicals... although I think my dad falls asleep at those

one last stop before the train to pennsylvania... NEW YORK PIZZA... at Original Ray's Pizza... although technically this wasn't the actual original Original Ray's Pizza... this one was on 23rd ... near where my uncle alan used to live... but the actual original rays is somewhere near 27th I think... I can't remember... I looked it up... and now I forget... they talk about it in the movie ELF... santa tells will ferrell where the actual original rays is... on christmas day my dad made me watch that movie 4 times... cause they were showing it all day on TNT... you'd think I'd have it memorized... really I just never want to see that film again... but I do want to eat more rays pizza... sooooooo good

here's my mom... no more city... now its pennsylvania... the land of malls, farms and highways
here's my cousin abby... she's 20 feet taller everytime I see her... now that I'm old... I think I'm supposed to say things like that
here's my aunt mary... she's my moms sister... and a very nice lady
here's my mom's cat daisy... one of my favorite animal creature things ever to exist... she used to be really fat... but now she is about 16 years old and getting quite boney and thin... but still as sweet as ever




on the opposite end of the cat spectrum... here's a video of one of the fattest cats I have ever seen... I want to carry it around...

here's my brother playing video games... he does alot of that... i used to be able to beat him at video games... how the tables have turned
here's two of my old high school friends sam and april... they're married now and have a kid... A KID!!!!... wierd... sam is trying to be like me in this picture... by having a beard and carrying heavy things around... I love heavy things... also, their new puppy bit me... I'm thinking of having it put down... or having daisy beat him up
here's their kid... his name's noah... he appears to be studying to be an animator
here's another old high school friend... jon... its very rare to see jon not smiling... so this picture is strange
there we go
sam and jon and I went to an old bar in my home town... we saw a few people we recognized from high school... but we didn't speak to them... because that would have been normal